Nerd Jokes

What do you call a nerd after highschool?

Boss

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What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

What does a nerd and a bad baseball player have in common?

They both can't get to first base!

What's the definition of a nerd?

A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

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