Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

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When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh ?

ten-tickcles.

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

80085

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.