Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

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Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

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Why did Bill Cosby make his own Jell-O?

Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

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What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

What do you call a nerd after highschool?

Boss

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What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*