Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

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What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

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What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!"

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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What do you call a nerd after highschool?

Boss

What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

80085

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.