Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What does a nerd and a bad baseball player have in common?

They both can't get to first base!

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.