What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive?

Because white space matters. hehee

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you say to a black guy in a suit ?

Will the defendant please rise !

Whats the only white thing about a black guy?

His owner.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

6 Thing Jokes More 6 Thing Jokes

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

Whats the only white thing about a black guy?

His owner.

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.