What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

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What do you call a three-legged donkey?

A wonkey. What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye? A winky-wonkey.

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.