What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

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What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg