What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

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What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

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What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator