What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

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Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!