What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.