What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.