What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.