What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.