What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

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Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller