What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.