What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.