How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

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What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.