How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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What's in the backpack?

A parachute.

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

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How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.