How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

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How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.