How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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What's brown ans sticky???

a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

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Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?

A: They have to pull their own pants down.

How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

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What's in the backpack?

A parachute.

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.