How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

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What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

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How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack