What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

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What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

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What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

What do cutters and heroin addicts have in common?

Long sleeves.