What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Heroin Addict Jokes More Heroin Addict Jokes

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!