What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Heroin Addict Jokes More Heroin Addict Jokes

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

What do cutters and heroin addicts have in common?

Long sleeves.