Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.

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What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

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How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!