Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.

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What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

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Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.