Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

A: Behind the plate.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Diner Jokes More Diner Jokes

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie?

Parkinson's.