Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

Diner Jokes More Diner Jokes

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.