What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

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Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?

because a brazillian things could go wrong

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What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.