What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

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What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?

because a brazillian things could go wrong

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What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.