What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

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What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

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What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

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What's Chris Brown's favourite game?

Mortal Kombat Ex

What's Chris Brown's favourite time of day?

12:34!

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Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.

What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name