What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

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What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party?

A BOOkake party!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

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What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

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What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it