What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

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What do you call a Vietcong that's been hit by napalm?

Charlie Brown

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

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What is a horses favourite kind of party?

A stall ball.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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What's Chris Brown's favourite drink?

Punch

What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her?

I'd hit it

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Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.