What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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How do you make a Gorilla laugh?

Tell it an elephant joke!

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

How can you make a moth ball ?

Hit it with a fly swatter.

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What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

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What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.