What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

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Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

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When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"