What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow?

Hi brow

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

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What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

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What's Chris Brown's favourite time of day?

12:34!

What's Chris Brown's favorite professional sport?

Sockher

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What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"