What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

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What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

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What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance?

A Black and Decker

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

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What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"