What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

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Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

Why did the pilot hit the Alps?

To get to the other side.

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

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What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name

Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.