What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

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What do you call it when your Stepmother poops?

A Step-Stool

What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...