What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call a poop that went to med school?

Dookie Howser

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.