What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

When you say you don't feel good "Are you pregnant?

people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee"