What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.