Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

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Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.