Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.