Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Where do you go in the room when you're cold?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.