Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.