Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie