Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

What's brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...