When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

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Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail?

Ryan Locht-up