Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Who's the handsome man here?

And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "