Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

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How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!