Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

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Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.