I've never smeared tigger on my face
Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.
You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.
Because he had a frog stapled to his face
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
Looking for Pooh.
He was looking for pooh.
To go with the traffic jam.