What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

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What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger

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Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face