What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

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Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

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What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant?

Chick Fillet

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.