What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

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Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

What do they call number 17 in black jack ?

The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't

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What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!