What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

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Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant?

Chick Fillet

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.