What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

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Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.