Jack Ripper Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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What's the difference between an onion and a dead whore?

I cried when I cut up the onion. (Jack the Ripper)

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!