What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

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What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

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What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant?

Chick Fillet

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!