What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

What' the bare minimum?

One bear

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

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What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.