Same middle name!
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'
They both have a little Jesus in 'em...
You don't no jack!
He had her.
Chick Fillet
The same middle name.
Jock the stripper.
