Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

Previous Random Joke Next

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What's a suicidal Russian's favorite drink?

Cyka bleach

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.