Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears. )

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.