What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

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What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

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What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.