What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

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What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food?

A Quasar-dilla.

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

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What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.