What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.