What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

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What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."