How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

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What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...