How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.