What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.