What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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Poke 'em on.

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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.