What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?

This one will sleigh you !