What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

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Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.