What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er