How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

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How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!