How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

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How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

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Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.