When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

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Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus?

I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.