He couldn't budget.
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They'll always out number you!
To crunch numbers.
Their personality.
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
He turned a leaf and made an entry.
He worked it out with a pencil.
They're book-keepers.
He started to hear invoices in his head.
They can wear casual clothes to work
Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
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An accountant without the sense of humour.
Invite an accountant.
x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!
He worked is out with a pencil.
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His desk is level
An accountant !
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......
Wishful thinking. Obviously
Depreciation.
When somebody asks for a raise
Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.
A. Their personalities.
An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
An account*ant*.
He works it out with a pencil
They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
Because that's what they did last year.
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.
