What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

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How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.