What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.