How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

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How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out