How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

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How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Constipation Jokes More Constipation Jokes

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!