What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.