What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer