What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*