What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)