What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus???

It only takes one nail to hang a photo

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.