What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"