What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?

A bee in a submarine !

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What do you call a camera with severe mood swings?

A BiPolaroid