What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes More Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes

What's the pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

Arrrr Jokes More Arrrr Jokes

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Ye Jokes More Ye Jokes

What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh caaamel ye faithful.

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.