What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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Because the shark burped.

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D, M, C, and A.

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

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Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

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What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

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Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"