What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

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What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

What's your best Pirate Joke?

What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

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How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"