What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

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What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.