What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

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What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

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What do you call an Asian woman who lives next to a data centre?

Ping Lo.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.