What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!

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What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.