What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What do you do to a dead fruit?

You *berry* it.

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!