What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us