What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!