What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

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Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!

Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us