What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

What do you do to a dead fruit?

You *berry* it.