What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

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What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

What do you do to a dead fruit?

You *berry* it.