What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

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What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

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Why is auto correct regarded as an important invention?

Because it's mage tipping berry ready for us. Obligatory edit: very easy for us

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!