Because there's no L.
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A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees
Merry Crips-mas
Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
A: Scary Christmas!
ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
Berry Christmas!
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
A redneck virgin
Because his mother was in a jam.
The person who shouted "Give me an L!"
Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.
Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"
Run Berry, run!
A pillow
You look quite put-together this evening.
They sue Kabul Yacht.
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool