December 25th Jokes

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

L. Jokes More L. Jokes

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

His toga size went from L to XL.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

What do ghosts get when they're aroused?

Booners

Berry Jokes More Berry Jokes

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

Why repent?

I pented just last week.