December 25th Jokes

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even.

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

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Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

e-erie.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Gang Jokes More Gang Jokes

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

Berry Jokes More Berry Jokes

What do you call a berry with a sore throat?

A raspberry!

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"