How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

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Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Who was the most active of the chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

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How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves