How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

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Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "