How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

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What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

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How did Maxwell greet Ampre?

Good Faraday to you, sir!

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"