Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

Nest Jokes More Nest Jokes

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.