Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

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What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

Nest Jokes More Nest Jokes

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.