Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Nest Jokes More Nest Jokes

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.