Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

How do trees get online?

They just log in...

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.