Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.