Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

What's the difference between frat guys and dogs?

A dog has a better understanding of no.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a digital tree?

All bark and no byte

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.