Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.

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What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.