Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.

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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"