What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?

Slow the pace and apply more lube!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

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What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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