What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

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What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.