What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

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What do you call a girlfriend who does kegel exercises?

Your main squeeze.

Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

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What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common?

They're both full of bums

How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

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What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears