How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.