How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

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What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.