How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

A: Curly hare.

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums