What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.

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What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

Lobby Jokes More Lobby Jokes

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.