What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

What do fish do when they are angry with each other?

They coral

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.