What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What is Bart Simpsons' favorite kind of fish?

Stealhead!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.