What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.