What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

What do you call a Mexican Aunt?

A tor-tia.

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

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Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.