How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

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What do you call a Mexican who is high?

A Baked Bean!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family of four.

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What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.