How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

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What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower?

Promoted

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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced