Juan Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

How many Mexican reposters does it take to make me mad?

Just Juan

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun

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What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!

What is a Juanito?

A little Juan

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Whats a mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

What do Mexicans call a commando?

A Juan man army...

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine?

Just Juan and Emmanuel.

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"

Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld?

Only Juan...

How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

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They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Whats black, white and red all over?

2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball?

Slam NUNk Who's their MVP Stephen Mary

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.