What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

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Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

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Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

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What's the most important part of a terrorist joke?

The execution. ( )

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.