What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What is a Juanito?

A little Juan

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

Mexican Joke Jokes More Mexican Joke Jokes

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

Important Jokes More Important Jokes

What's the most important part of a Taliban joke?

The execution!

What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.