How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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What do you call a Mexican child molester?

A Pedrophile

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

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Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.