How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food?

A Quasar-dilla.

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How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal