How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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What do you call a Mexican spell caster?

A salsarer

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

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Why it feels so hard to break up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.