How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.

What do you call a Mexican who is high?

A Baked Bean!

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.