How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

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How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!