How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

carne asuuuuhhduuh

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.