What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How did the firefly react when he was stepped on?

He was delighted.

What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step up: transformers :v

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Doormat Jokes More Doormat Jokes

How do you say doormat in Spanish?

Matador

What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards