What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights?

Feminem

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

Doormat Jokes More Doormat Jokes

How do you say doormat in Spanish?

Matador

What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards