What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

squash*

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Sidewalk Jokes More Sidewalk Jokes

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

Doormat Jokes More Doormat Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards